do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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