Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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