I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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