in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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