Your tits are I can't wait for
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
why do cheetos always look like penises
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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