Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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