when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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