why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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