Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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