Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My cat gives me a boner
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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