I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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