Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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