You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
