I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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