I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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