is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
