Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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