p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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