If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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