I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he shaved USA in his pubs
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Boobs speak an international language.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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