i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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