i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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