I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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