There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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