For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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