evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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