Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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