He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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