There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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