Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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