I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize