everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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