i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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