Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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