worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I intend to get homeless drunk
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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