The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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