I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
honey bunches of taint.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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