who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you made out with another girl for some wings
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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