Just cropdusted the office
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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