My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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