MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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