Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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