Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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