i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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