I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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