i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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