Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
organizing the empties. That sober.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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