Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It was confusing and full of hummus
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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