Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
