She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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