Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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