I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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